Tag: humor
group name: watercooler
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April 07, 2007 11:40 PM EDT --
Yes, it is almost here. Easter Monday. It has to be one of the greatest days of the year. A day I actually look forward to getting up early.
So, what is so special about Easter Monday? Do you . . . more
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March 15, 2008 04:07 PM EDT --
Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.
President . . . more
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December 03, 2006 03:11 AM EST --
Four people buried 450 years ago had been scared to death - by fairies.
According to the burial register for the parish of Lamplugh in Cumbria between 1656 to 1663 seven people were also 'bewitched'. . . . more
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May 31, 2008 06:42 AM EDT --
The Center for The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
. . . more
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February 01, 2007 08:06 PM EST --
The back story on this had to do with speedos, tutus, and a road trip across the Atlantic to Hampsterdam. This all came about because I am not a purple dinosaur, a deputy, nor do I work in a rock quary. . . . more
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July 30, 2008 04:22 AM EDT --
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it . . . more
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December 14, 2006 03:02 PM EST --
I just thought this is something funny to share with my Gather friends. :-)
I don't like yogurt, but my doctor told me to eat them because of the nutritional value. So I started eating them since . . . more
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March 19, 2008 11:38 AM EDT --
Look closely at the dog's facial expression.....
Dumb animal my rear end....!
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April 01, 2007 09:53 AM EDT --
As a prominent Avon blogger, each quarter Avon sends me an advanced sample of a new product. Regular reps get the same advanced sample one month later. Honestly, most of the time these advanced samples . . . more
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July 31, 2007 03:41 AM EDT --
Here I sit at 2:30 a.m. I haven't seen this hour in a month, almost two now. No one called. No one stopped by. Not a storm cloud in sight. I feel great. Why am I up?
Tana! That . . . more
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December 10, 2007 10:49 AM EST --
Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. . . . more
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March 30, 2008 12:03 PM EDT --
*Shocked in Heaven*
I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
By the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made . . . more
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June 23, 2007 03:18 AM EDT --
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy!
I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting . . . more
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November 28, 2007 03:29 PM EST --
You Might Be A Bookaholic If...
#1 Have the library's reserve phone number on speed dial.
# 2 Resorts to reading cereal boxes when there are no books around the house.
#3 Never checks . . . more
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January 05, 2008 06:44 PM EST --
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would . . . more
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November 15, 2006 06:04 PM EST --
Sent to me by a friend who swears that all of these are true! Humorous even if they are not...!
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW --- BUT PROBABLY DON'T
1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's . . . more
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April 21, 2007 09:26 AM EDT --
So there I was, standing by my motrocyle. I had just attended the most popular National Management Asssociation event of the year, the annual Santa Maria Barbecue, in Titusville, Florida. As usual, . . . more
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November 27, 2006 05:59 AM EST --
Forget Friday the 13th - insurers say Monday the 27th is really the unluckiest day.
More people suffer mishaps when the 27th is a Monday than on any other day, insurers AA warn.
Their report, based on . . . more
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December 02, 2006 04:36 AM EST --
A York woman called in a plumber to check her noisy heating system - and found a tramp living in her attic.
Natalie Summers asked the workman to check the pipes after hearing creaking sounds above her . . . more
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December 18, 2006 11:52 AM EST --
Teenagers do crazy things. They take drugs, have unprotected sex, ride with drunken drivers, and pretend to be asleep when it's time to do the dishes.
But it's not that they don't . . . more
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